(due to the lack of inspiration here comes an earlier drndory)
if you visualize it clearly enough, you should be able to smell it's palette of scents - depending on the time of day when you choose to gaze at the picture! e.g. in the morning it is probable to meet light and refreshing scents like geranium or bergamot or lemon, whilst in the evening slightly heavier and seducive smells prevail - patchouli, sandalwood, ylang-ylang... actually, focused training can make you capable to order a scent that you prefer! yet, beware: due to possible interference, it is warmly suggested to stare at the pic with clean feet!...
anyway, this is the usual way of alluring this rare & noble animal close enough to see and depict it's right horn - nobody managed to depict it's left>horn nor catch the whole animal, since it exists in a dimension unknown to mankind! also, it is suspected that this auroch might have some additional horns, so nobody can be sure how horny the beast is! ...
so, the procedure: you walk at least 10 miles each day for 2 weeks, with shoes (preferrably heavy hiking ones) on, all the time. when your socks get stiff & moulded around your feet, you must take them off (have some pliers handy just in case!) and move your toes in the wind. this should confuse the shy fractal auroch and lower it's alertness, so that it nods it's head to the right (wondering where does this strange, pleasant aroma come from), thus enabling the right horn to protrude into this 4-d world letting the foolish mortals think of fabulous silly theories about the deep sense of it's existence!...
in fact, i wanted to say that although this reminded me of joe-maccer's [link] 'beneath the phrygian sky' [link] this is actually a tweak o virusno1's [link] 'lilac beauty' (can't find it anymore)!...
(tnx4fav!)